...some things i would like to tell passengers but don't...

1. I'm smiling at you because I just farted and you're about to walk through it...I'm not that friendly

2. if you walk slowly in front of the bus with your ipod on...i will run you over and not feel even a bit bad

3. when you talk super loud on your cell phone about some intense drama...it makes you look ridiculous, not interesting or cool...STFU! or i will turn up the radio to drown you out...0-0

4. you're voice/personality is awesome...i'll give you a dollar to make chicken noises in the radio until the next stop :)

5. your food smells delicious...i haven't eaten in hours...you are endangering your life by bringing it on board (i will either jump you at the next stop or will drive us all off a cliff while watching you stuff your face)

6. I really want you to get off so I can blast A7x on 105.3 with all the windows up and speed

7. I'm not really a fellow stoner...just made conversation so you would offer me some flamin hot cheetos...yesss... your munchies=my gain

8. random singing person in the back of the bus....come up to the front... its time for karaoke on the party bus :)

9. the way you just tripped and smashed your knee onto the metal stair while getting on the bus made my day...don't worry i do it too

10. annoying expanding person---> how do you do it? there are tons of people trying to cram into the bus and you have your backpack, computer and sweater hanging off your body...this apparently causes you to expand and gives you the right to reach out your arms and take a wide stance so no one can get by you...you are probably also on your cell phone >.<

...i will add things as they occur every day...